The Mystery Hole Podcast

The Episode of Dr. Moreau

On this episode, the crew peers into the hole to investigate the seedy world of human/animal hybridization. Also there's a dash of zoophilia thrown in, because why not? What was learned, you ask? These "scientists" must be stopped!This one gets grody so hang on to your hats. 

HACK THE PLANET

This week, the Hole Investigators bring their keen insight to stories of pirate signal intrusion and hacking. Viv ponders the Mardi Gras Serial Killer, Nat reflects on a life as a hacker wasted, and Lane grapples with understanding a southern bumper sticker. 

For Ten Bucks I'll Tell You How I Died

On this episode, the Hole Masters approach the final frontier - death. They ponder Near Death Experiences and unhinged stipulations from final wills. Also sumo wrestling. 

Please Wash the Doo Doo Off Your Hands

This episode, the Spelunkers dig in to the horrifying world of medical mysteries. Lane, Nat, and Viv talk Typhoid Mary, Kyle Rittenhouse (a Typhoid Mary of ideas), and ponder the mysteries of the human body. 

Dogs: What Are They?

Dogs - what are they? What are they thinking about? Why are they that way? In this episode, we won't answer any of that. But we will tell you about the Ghost Dogs of the Amazon and their unfortunate anatomy, as well as take you on a prolonged detour into the List of Individual Dogs from Wikipedia. Woof Woof! 

A Little Cannibalism for Your New Year

Happy New Year! Come chow down with your favorite hole examiners! 

We Solved the Fur-Bearing Trout

This week the hole explorers return from their trip beyond our southern border, only to head across our northern one. That's right - we're talkin' Canada today folks. Come along as we look at some of their unhinged folklore. 

Prancer Came to Me Obese

This week, the Spelunkers grab their passports and head to Mexico in search of the folklore and culture of our neighbors to the south; focusing on the Chupacabra, chaneques, and (spookiest of all) chihuahuas. Viv gets spooked by noises in her house, Nat questions whether the Big Five Cryptids list should be revised, and Lane somehow manages to passably pronounce "Xoloitzcuintli".

Deranged is the Head That Wears the Crown

On this episode, the hole prodders examine mad kings throughout history. Lane and Nat try to understand their father's butchery of the English language and Viv ponders being a mad queen. Also: beavers. Real beavers not the other ones. Stop being crass. 

Don’t Eat the Forest Cake

This week, the Hole Crew makes a classic bad move by stepping within a ring of mushrooms surrounding the mystery hole, after which they're immediately transported into the realm of capricious Fae perverts. So, come along and learn everything you never wanted to know about faeries! Viv dissects the ethos of horse girls, Nathan dodges public indecency while trick-or-treating, and Lane speculates about the rites and rituals of Sewer Faeries.