The Mystery Hole Podcast

Little Green Men and Big Stinky Babes

This week, the crack team at The Mystery Hole Podcast finally looks into solving aliens. Their brains churn like a failing engine in an attempt to understand the philosophy about whether extra-terrestrials exist, and fall hard in love with the Flatwoods Monster. 

Doing Guy Stuff with the Boys at Brohemian Grove

On this week's episode, Lane, Nat, and Viv sneak into Bohemian Grove hoping to find evidence of real-life dark magic. But instead, they find only besotted, mundane men with a public urination kink frolicking in the woods. 

Nessin’ Around

This week, the crew hits some highlights from the long history of the queen of all cryptids - the Loch Ness Monster.  We shake our fists at hoaxers, peek at the horny folkloric origins of Nessie, and somehow end up pondering quantum theory. 

If We Only Had a Brain

In this episode, the Spelunkers toss around their single shared brain cell to discuss the complexities of the human mind. They ponder the curious case of Phineas Gage and the effect brain maladies have had on our understanding of neurology, as well as display their signature profound ignorance by doubting the awe-inspiring abilities of savants. 

Let the Boy Eat!

This week, the Hole Explorers drop all pretense of not being a food podcast and just go for it. Over the course of this discussion about famous gourmands of history, we talk about eatin' everything from grass to guts to guys. Bon Appetit!

Always Be Clowning

This week, the Hole Crew explores a potpourri of topics including clowns and krampuses (krampi?), the latter of which is almost certainly the Rosetta Stone for Germany's deep love affair with BDSM. Please enjoy this completely normal and professionally done episode. 

TROLLLL!!!

This week, join the Hole Crew as they investigate Trolls. Lane sinks to a new low of poor research, Nathan reveals a completely unhinged plan to end world hunger, and Viv takes a trip down memory lane with Troll Dolls.

Vee Vants to Suck Your Blood

This week, the Spelunkers trek down into the hole to find out all about vampyres (spelled the cool way). Who are they? What do they want? Why are they so horny? We talk pros and cons of accepting The Kiss, as well as try and fail to understand Albania's insanely convoluted vampire folklore.

Spring-Heeled Jack: Victorian Pervert

This week, donning hazmat suits and literally the worst British accents you've ever heard, Lane, Nat, and Viv venture into the dark alleys of Victorian England to generally insult England and search for Spring-Heeled Jack, a prodigious pervert. 

Report from New Jersey’s Most Haunted Highway: ”Vibes Are Off”

This week, Lane, Nat and Viv race for pink slips, pet ghost dogs, and struggle to locate even a single connecting thread between the buck wild stories coming out of America's Most Haunted Highway - Clinton Road in New Jersey.